"Note to self, putting peanut butter on one’s fingers to lure the dog into a tub full of water with you is not a good idea, unless you’re wearing Kevlar long johns, which Victoria’s Secret does not stock." -L.B. Johnson
[I don't know what she experienced, and I don't see how kevlar undergarments would help. But it is hilarious to contemplate.]
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