“Them as can do has to do for them as can’t. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.” -Granny Aching (attributed), The Wee Free Men
[Terry Pratchett has a way of saying things that resonates. This reverberated with my soul.]
Tuesday, May 15• Officers responded to a domestic disturbance where an argument escalated to a physical altercation in which one party allegedly threatened the other with an axe. The subject dropped the axe upon being confronted by bystanders and was arrested on multiple charges.Holy cow! I am so glad that nothing other than an arrest came of this. How do you even get to the point where you are brandishing an ax at anyone?
Monday, May 21• Officers contacted a woman who had reported a suspicious man walking through her yard. The woman advised that the man may have entered the residence prior to steal undergarments and had at one point left a note. Police are investigating.This is just creepy. If I ever encounter a situation like this, I am unsure of what will happen. A call to the police is the minimum of what will happen, though.
May 8* Officers contacted a woman seen face down in the grass along Pacific Avenue. The woman was simply napping. Officers told her this was perhaps not the best location for a snooze.In case you don't know, Pacific Avenue is the main drag through town. It is a fairly busy road for our small town. It is not surprising that the police would be notified of a woman in this position here. I don't know what would lead to an individual deciding to attempt to sleep here though. I'd never be able to manage it myself.
May 10* Officers contacted two women seen screaming at each other and banging their heads on their vehicle. The women said it was an argument over money and food stamps and one was banging her head on the car out of frustration. They were advised to quiet down and not to smash their heads into solid objects.Even more confusing than sleeping along busy road is striking your own head against solid objects. It brings to mind Seinfeld's bit on the invention of helmets. Seriously, if you have to be told that smashing your head against solid objects is inadvisable, you may not be prepared for unsupervised activity.
By the by, Professor Maggor’s first name is Rebekah. Which is just a dumber way of spelling “Rebecca.” So Rebekah got to correct people her entire life on how to spell her name because mommy and daddy wanted people to think they were creative. No. However it’s spelled, Rebekah is a name better associated with people who have front holes instead of wangs.Now, generally I like Courtney's works, but find a few things that a good copy-editor would catch and correct. I usually don't say anything because drawing attention to it is not worthwhile. But this is more than a typographical error, or the selection of the wrong homophone. This is the result of the loss of our shared culture. The name Rebekah appears in the King James Version of the Bible where she is the wife of Isaac, and the mother of Jacob and Esau. This means that the name has a history in English dating back to at least the early seventeenth century. It's not just an arbitrary spelling of the name Rebecca.
Friday, April 27• A caller reported multiple juveniles in matching uniforms shooting off fake guns in a shopping center. Officers located several members of a high school band playing with toy orange-tipped plastic guns as they made their way to the university. Police wished them good luck on their performance.I applaud the person making the report for having situational awareness. However, why would you make the call to report members of a band carrying what are most likely props for their performance? Particularly when they are orange tipped replicas.
April 26* Two raccoons were fighting in a woman's backyard and she inquired as to whether she could shoot them. She was advised she could not discharge a firearm within city limits.Please, please learn the laws about firearms if you are going to own them. That includes the applicable federal, state, and local laws and ordinances. I had already looked at the city ordinances about discharging firearms (and here it includes airguns, bows, crossbows, etc.) because I have some annoying squirrel and bird visitors to my backyard.