“In America, you have no right to attack someone over their ideology.” -J. Kb
[I don't think it's actually limited to America, but it is more respected in America than most other places. Though decreasingly so.]
July 14* Police received a report that a suspicious man was wandering around yelling incoherently, possibly carrying a gun. Officers found the man unarmed but upset about a variety of issues. He was advised to quiet down and move along, which he did, but not before playing a song on his harmonica for the officer's enjoyment.I hope that If I ever have the cops called on me, that I have a musical instrument on my person, and that I'm able to entertain the police as this individual did.
Monday, July 9I don't know why you'd get into a disagreement about an umbrella to the point of needing to get the police involved, but it clearly went to far.
• Police responded to a residence where two roommates were embroiled in a heated argument over the intentional misplacement of an umbrella, a confrontation that escalated into a report of theft. The alleged umbrella thief admitted to taking the item and throwing it outside the location and was cited for criminal mischief; the other roommate was advised to leave the location. The umbrella in question was seized as evidence.
Saturday, June 30I wonder how lifelike a doll hand has to be in order for it to be mistaken for a severed human hand.
• A caller reported finding a human hand, likely from an infant, in a grassy area in a neighborhood. Officers located the rubber hand of a doll tangled in dried weeds.