Quote of the Day: 6 April 2018

“[T]here is an epistemological confusion when one applies moral standards meant for individual humans to whole nations.” -Sarah Hoyt

Quote of the Day: 5 April 2018

“Don’t trust anyone that wants you disarmed. If you have no intent to harm innocent people then only reason they could have to disarm you is because they wish to do something to you that you wouldn’t allow if you were armed.” -Joe Huffman

Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 4 April 2018

This week's selection from the log of local police activity is about an undesirable job.

March 23* A caller reported an RV rolling down a major road dumping sewage. Police were unable to locate the vehicle or any evidence of spilled waste.

I certainly would not want to be the officer assigned to investigate this call. Though it is better than the entry from some years ago when an officer was responsible for inspecting bushes for evidence of defecation. Can you imagine? You would have to be quite dedicated to your job to continue in it after getting that assignment.

See the previous entry of this feature at the preceding link.

Quote of the Day: 4 April 2018

“What a tragedy it is to grow older but neglect to grow up.” -Chris Brown

Quote of the Day: 3 April 2018

“If masculinity were truly toxic, then kids growing up without dads would presumably be better off than those who have them. But, they're not[.]” -Allie Beth Stuckey

Quote of the Day: 2 April 2018

“The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it[.]” -@psybermonkey

Quote of the Day: 1 April 2018

“For the Atonement of the Lord and His gift of resurrection—for this sublime message of Easter—thanks be to God!” -Russell M. Nelson

[Happy Easter.

I tend to ignore April Fools Day, as I have except for this note this year.]