Forest Grove Police Log Excerpt, 5 July 2017

There's got to be at least bit of lack of mental function when you do what is reported here.

June 28* A man used the after-hours dispatch phone located outside the police station to report that the Forest Grove Police Department had tried to kill him and that Forest Grove, Beaverton and Hillsboro police stole his property. The man had first encountered the department's off-duty outreach specialist near the bus stop, whom he asked "Where the pigs lived because they had tried to kill him." Officers arrived at the station to contact the man but they were unable to locate him.

I'm glad I live in a small city, where things like this are big enough to warrant inclusion in the weekly police log.