Forest Grove Police Log Excerpt, 23 August 2017

This weeks entry in the goings on of a small city's police department as chronicled in the log of activity.

August 14* A man reported that a burrito ordered from a fast food restaurant had a crushed sauce cup wrapped into its contents and that he was feeling ill as a result. He further asked police to take up the matter because the restaurant, if unabated, might repeat the offense and sicken others. Officers suggested he contact restaurant management as poorly constructed burritos are not a criminal matter.

If you get a bad burrito and your first instinct is to contact the police, perhaps you should reconsider your method of conflict resolution.