Forest Grove Police log excerpt, 6 December 2017

Here is the excerpt from the local log of police activity for the week.

November 26* Police received multiple reports of a man acting belligerently and aggressively at various locations along Pacific Avenue, including reports of threats, intimidation and indecent exposure. Officers were able to locate the man in a local business and ultimately arrested him for offensive littering after the officers witnessed him throw garbage on the ground and not pick it up.

 It's good to know that if I go on a belligerent, aggressive tirade through downtown Forest Grove, all I have to do to avoid an arrest is to not engage in "offensive littering".

I encourage you to read the whole thing to find the gem about the stolen banana, and the top hat wearing knife wielder. I live in a strange place.