Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 14 November 2019

The log of local police activity was rather light on humorous entries this week. But here is the selection from those that were available.

Nov 4
A caller reported two men kicked down his door in the middle of the night and promptly fled in a vehicle. Police found that no entry had actually been made, detected a strong odor of marijuana, and received somewhat convoluted stories from the occupants. Officers who were already in the area advised they had not observed any vehicles leaving the vicinity.

I do not know what the caller hoped to gain by calling the police over an event that, by all appearances, did not occur. However, given the high likelihood of chemically induced impairment, I'm not sure the caller knew either.