Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 4 December 2019

The selection from the log of local police activity for this week is about a forgetful harasser.

November 28
A woman reported receiving harassing calls and texts from a man she was attempting to break communication with. Officers called the man and advised him to stop contacting her, to which he vehemently denied the accusations or even owning a phone; he promptly hung up when officers reminded him that they were, in fact, on the phone.

That's quite a lie to tell. How can you be so dense as to claim you have no phone after answering it to talk to the police who called you?