Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 22 April 2020

The selection from the log of local police activity for this week is about intent to distribute, but not illicit drugs.

April 14
A caller reported a man inside a convenience store was blowing snot over food and refusing to leave. Officers reviewed security footage that showed some motion suggesting such behavior, but no evidence that it actually happened was obtained. The man advised he was clearing his throat, but denied sharing his germs. He was trespassed from the location.

 I never would have guessed that someone would be trespassed from somewhere for clearing their throat. But I also didn't think we'd be in lockdown imposed by the government over a disease that appears to be far less deadly than previously projected, so what do I know?