Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 29 July 2020

The selection from the log of local police activity for this week is very confusing.

July 19
A caller reported a van in his neighborhood from which unknown persons were selling methamphetamine and heroin. Officers spoke to the van owners who alleged the caller pulled a gun on them. Police spoke to a witness who advised the caller’s mother is “The Vladimir Putin” and advised that the illuminati are masterminding the riots in Portland. Officers were unable to determine if any crimes actually occurred.

I'm not sure who was more confused in this scenario. The police officers were clearly confused, but likely rational. The other participants may or may not have been confused, but certainly seem not to be acting rationally.