Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 28 November 2018

This week's selection from the log of local police activity brings us a tale of a distraught consumer.

Sunday, Nov. 18A woman called police distraught that a new mattress had been delivered but the delivery man would not take her old one.

This is another instance of a case where I cannot imagine myself calling the police over this. I'm interested to see that there are people who would. I honestly don't know what to think about this. I'm simultaneously grateful to know about the idiocy all around me, and horrified at it.