Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 19 December 2018

This week's selection from the log of local police activity brings us a tale of a man engaged in interesting gardening techniques.

December 9• Police contacted a man who was seen rolling around in the mud with his pants down. The man believed he was “helping the grass grow” and told police he was on his way home. He was told to adjust his pants and move along, which he did.

I do wonder what he was actually thinking. Not enough to go looking for him, but I will puzzle over it for a while yet.