The selection from the log of local police activity for this week is about a poorly attired, but apparently robust individual.
April 24Public nakedness is sufficient to get me to call the police. What staggers me is that he had been running for seven miles before being contacted. I don't even like to run a mile, let alone seven. And naked at that.
* A caller reported a naked man running down Main Street in the middle of the afternoon. Patrol officers spotted a man who was, sure enough, completely sans clothing jogging a few blocks away. The slightly embarrassed but sober college student advised he lost a bet and had, according to his smart watch, logged more than seven miles in the buff before police found him. He was transported home and offered officers a lengthy guarantee that he would never cause an issue again.* A caller reported clothing strewn along a pathway near a school, as well as in a baseball field. A preliminary investigation ruled out the above subject.
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