Here is a snippet from the log of local police activity for the week.
Oct. 13I like pickles as much as the next guy, maybe more. I'm not as big a fan of sprinkles. However, you won't catch me screaming about either late in the evening.
- Swing shift officers received a report of a person screaming the words "pickles" and "sprinkles" nonsensically late in the evening. Officers were unable to locate anyone causing a disturbance.
Oct. 14I am glad that the police here have the time to spend investigating heated games of tag amongst second graders. It means that they aren't overwhelmed with actual crimes that need attention.
- Officers received a call about a tense game of tag between second graders, which escalated to the point of name-calling, sending one boy home in tears. The boy's older sisters ended up confronting one of the children. Officers determined that no crime had been committed.
Oct. 18
- A pizza delivery man called police about a couple who seemed agitated, and were screaming back and forth. Officers contacted the couple who were fine but were just speaking loudly in German.
This is just funny. I have nothing important to add.
This week's collection was pretty good.
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