Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 1 August 2018

This week's selection from the log of local police activity brings us a tale of a one man fight.
July 21Officers responded to a report of a fight. A short investigation found that a heavily intoxicated man had tripped on his shoelace and smashed out the front window to the house.
It takes skill, or incredible intoxication, to be able to give the impression of a fight all by yourself. I am impressed with the accomplishment even if I wish to never duplicate the feat.

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