Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 6 March 2019

This week's selection from the log of local police activity brings us a tale of modern day dashing do.
February 22
Forest Grove police assisted Washington County deputies in apprehending a very intoxicated man who was reportedly riding a bicycle through town using a pool cue as a jousting weapon.
If this is what knights have been reduced to, I have to question my high school's selection of mascot. (We were the Lancers.)

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