Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Forest Grove Police Log Excerpt, 21 June 2017


This week's excerpt from the log of local police activity.
June 13* A patrol officer was flagged down by a woman who wanted a ride home because she was going to be late for the syndicated airing of "Walker, Texas Ranger." Missing a television program, no matter how legendary, is not considered valid grounds for courtesy transportation.
If only missing Chuck Norris in a family friendly drama were recognized for the hardship it actually is.

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