Forest Grove Police log excerpt, 5 January 2018

Here is the excerpt from the log of local police activity for the week.

Monday, Dec. 25• Police received a report of a man sitting outside a laundromat screaming and making statements about the devil. Officers contacted the man, who said he was waiting for his mother to get off work and promised to keep the noise level down.

I am glad that I do not have to spend Christmas away from my family. Instead, the people who do help provide the security and peace that I enjoy as an American citizen. I'm also confused about people who would choose to loudly talk about the devil outside a laundromat on Christmas, but whatevs.