Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Forest Grove Police Log excerpt, 29 April 2020

The selection from the log of local police activity involves questionable sanitary practices.
April 22
A caller reported their neighbor was using their backyard as a urinal. The neighbor was advised to use the toilet in his house.
There is a bit of ambiguity here due to the use of pronouns, so I don't know whose yard was being used as a urinal. I would call the police if my neighbor was using my yard as a urinal, but I'd just be amused and embarrassed if I saw the neighbor using his own yard as a urinal.

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